Joe Johnson Has a Very Large Carbon Footprint

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You simply must head over to ArkansasSports360.com and check out Tre Baker’s post about Joe Johnson’s cute little ride, a six-door Ford F650 Super Truck XUV. After reading the details and looking at the photos, we have to wonder if global warming would be completely halted if Joe would switch to a more fuel-efficient set of wheels.

Some of our favorite details, courtesy of Mr. Baker: “[The truck] has front and rear cameras, three flatscreen televisions, a train horn and a seat that folds out into a bed …” Also, it holds a mere 200 gallons of diesel fuel. And the price? Well, you’ll just have to head over to ArkansasSports360 to find out.

[By the way, once we sell our syndication rights, look for John and I to be driving around Oakland and Atlanta, respectively, in Super Trucks. That’s just how we’re gonna roll.]

Filed under: Joe Johnson, Basketball — Stephen at 3:12 pm on Thursday, May 29, 2008

6 Comments »

Comment by Tab Prewett

May 29, 2008 @ 10:18 pm

Hey, Joe is sort of anti-green isn’t he? What do you think the mileage is on that beast? And what do you do with three flat screen tvs in a space of 25 square feet?

He should have bought a European model, preferably German.

Comment by Stephen

May 30, 2008 @ 9:38 am

Good to hear from you, Tab. Don’t be a stranger.

Comment by CharlieHog

May 30, 2008 @ 10:23 am

Ugly. Wouldn’t drive it even if I were a millionaire.

Comment by CJLR

May 30, 2008 @ 1:24 pm

For that price Joe should have just gone with his own tour bus a la John Daly. Although I wouldn’t be surprised if one is already in his collection.

Wonder what D-Mac’s new ride(s) will look like since we all know his fondness for custom rigs.

John, let us know if you see #20 bumpin’ through O-town.

Comment by Razorback Expats

May 30, 2008 @ 2:06 pm

@CJLR - you know it! D-Mac, if you’re reading this give me a call…as a fellow expat, you’re invited over any time you want to hang out with a fellow ‘501 boy’.

-John

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