For anyone who doubts the interconnectedness of all things, I submit to you this news item: troubled ex-LSU quarterback Ryan Perrilloux (I think his first name is actually “Troubled Ex-LSU Quarterback”) is transferring to Jacksonville State, where he’ll be coached by none other than Mr. Jack Crowe.

With a talent like Perrilloux on the team, they definitely should be able to beat the Citadel…

“Hi, my name is Frank (some call me ‘Frank of the Ozarks’). I’m mostly retired now, do a little consulting every now and then. Over the years, my hobbies have included raising jaw-dropping amounts of money to build world-class facilities for the University of Arkansas athletic teams, going to the Masters every year, meddlin’ with the Razorback football program, feuding with Nolan Richardson, and - oh yeah - getting inducted into Halls of Fame.”

If you haven’t heard, Frank Broyles will be inducted into his ninth Hall of Fame in early June, when he enters the National Association of Collegiate Directors of Athletics Hall of Fame. Love him or hate him, the honor is richly deserved. In addition to engineering the move from the SWC to the SEC and overseeing the construction of a number of top-notch facilities, Broyles’ resume includes the following items, courtesy of Bob Holt of the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette:

“Broyles was Arkansas’ athletic director from 1973-2007 and oversaw a program that won 43 national titles (42 in cross country and track and field, one in basketball ), won 57 championships in the Southwest Conference and 48 SEC championships, and played in 22 bowl games.”

Congrats, Mr. Broyles. The first Jägerbomb is on us.

Courtesy of Brandon Marcello and The Slophouse blog, we came across this compilation of some of Paul Eells’ memorable radio calls from the last seven years. Good stuff. Fall afternoons just aren’t the same without Eells’ trademark celebration of the Hogs entering the end zone.

According to Marcello, KATV’s Web site will post additional compilations as the week progresses. This weekend, a golf tournament and celebrity softball game will be held in Cabot to commemorate Eells and raise money for broadcast journalism majors.

For our money, Eells’ most memorable on-air moment was his radio call of U.S. Reed’s half-court buzzer-beater in the NCAA Tournament, which you can hear by clicking here. Hard to believe that was more than 27 years ago.

Let’s check in on the ex-Hogs who have recently joined the work force:

* The Raiders held their rookie minicamp last weekend, and naturally D-Mac was the star of the show. Initial reviews were very positive, and the Bay Area media is getting their first taste of his versatility: “McFadden does too much, too well to stick him in an I-formation box. In two days of practice, he has sprinted around the edge, powered inside the middle, run routes as a wideout and caught passes out of the backfield. He even lined up at quarterback.”

* What did Mr. McFadden think about his first taste of life in the NFL? Be sure to read the full transcript of his press conference, but here’s a sample quote on one of the differences between college and the pros: “They hand you a playbook with pens and highlighters with a notebook to take notes, that’s something you don’t get in college, if you want to take notes you have to come with your own stuff, so I knew it was serious once they handed the playbook like that.”

* Raiders’ coach Lane Kiffin gives McFadden a very positive initial review.

* On the flip side, here’s an example of the disfunction I was referring to when I was ranting about why I didn’t want D-Mac to be a Raider. Expect plenty more stories like this one.

* Jerry Jones likes Felix Jones’ “bubble butt”. No further comment needed.

* In Dallas, the debate still rages as to whether or not Felix was the right choice. Kevin Sherrington of the Dallas Morning-News weighs in with the opinion that he “should be the ideal complement to Marion Barber”. So that’s good…

* The Cowboys’ training camp will be looked at, up close and personal, on this year’s edition of HBO’s “Hard Knocks” reality show. Of course, don’t expect to see much of Felix on there…not only will he be overshadowed by notorious camera hogs like Terrell Owens (and Jessica Simpson?), he’s only the third most famous Jones on the team (behind Jerry and Pacman).

* The Huddle Report predicts that Peyton Hillis is going to be “a big-time RB” for the Broncos.

* A breakdown of the Chicago Bears’ draft that wound up with Marcuses Harrison and Monk.

* Speaking of Monk, it’s tough to make the team as a 7th rounder, but Chris Bahn of Arkansas Sports 360 reports that he’s making the most of his opportunity.

* The Chicago Sun-Times looks at the Marcus Harrison draft pick, and notes that although there are character-related concerns over his arrest last fall, he was “too good to pass up.”

Wally Watch: Where we read Wally Hall so you don’t have to.

May 8, 2008: Hitting to all fields as summer draws near.

Primary Theme: Wally decides to write about baseball.

Irony Alert: While taking half of his column to meander to his baseball observations, Wally spends a little time detailing how much e-mail he receives this time of year and a lot of time describing one of his regular e-mailers. Included among the detours is this bit of praise for some of those who write him frequently: “They understand brevity and getting to the point.”

Ward Cleaver, Eat Your Heart Out: Wally’s need to make the people he admires sound like they stepped out of a Norman Rockwell painting or a 1950s sitcom is on full display in the following passage, which describes Doug, an “e-mail pal” of Wally’s: “He’s married to his childhood sweetheart, and they are as much in love today as the day they met. They attend church regularly. He’s very, very proud of his children and grandchildren. Doug leads an uncomplicated life that includes breakfasts with his friends, lunches too, generally at the North Little Rock Corky’s, where he almost always gets the ribs.”

Godliness, food - it’s all there. Seriously, does it get any more Wally than that?

Wally Comes Not to Bury Caesar, but to Praise Himself: “This time of year, as the dog days of summer approach, the e-mails start to slow down, dropping from around 275-300 per day to 85-100. Almost all are answered.”

Jarring Closing: “Now, that may not be enough baseball news to cause my friend Doug a stroke, and hopefully it won’t, because your scribe has been there and done that, and it’s not fun.”

Our Analysis: Being Razorback bloggers, we can empathize with Wally’s difficulty in finding something to write about during this time of year. However, as we stated a while back, we don’t write about baseball. Wally shouldn’t either.

May 11, 2008: Plenty to love about Hillis despite strange fall.

Primary Theme: Peyton Hillis was drafted lower than expected, and the reason why will probably always be a mystery.

Interesting Fact: “Josh Melton, a four-year letterman on the Razorbacks’ offensive line, called Sports Animals on Arkansas Radio Network last week, unsolicited, to say he believed [Houston] Nutt had told scouts there were character and injury issues and that Hillis is tough to have in the locker room.”

God Watch: Wally seems to like Peyton, so, per an obscure federal statute, Hillis must be described as a man of faith: “Yet, while he could be outspoken at times and almost critical of some coaching decisions after tough, emotional losses, he’s a young man who now always talks about God and how important he is in his life.”

And no, we didn’t lowercase the “h” in “he.” Wally did, and he’ll have to answer to the man upstairs for that one.

Choice Analogy: “Hillis is tougher than a claw hammer on a pecan.”

Our Analysis: To be fair, this isn’t a bad column. It’s blessedly free of descriptions of Wally’s recent meals and contains only one groaner of an analogy. And Hillis’ apparent fall from scouting grace is an interesting subject. It doesn’t sound like Wally has the sources to provide anything more than speculation and second-hand information, but - grading on the Wally curve - this is an above-average effort.

There’s no more optimistic time for a football fan than the spring, when a few good scrimmages can raise expectations to the point where every halfway-decent player seems like the second coming of Peyton Manning or, well, Darren McFadden. So maybe I’m guilty of that right off the bat, but what if we’re really witnessing the emergence of a brand new Casey Dick?

Your friends here at Razorback Expats are certainly as guilty as anyone else of taking a few potshots at C. Dick over the years, but given Bobby Petrino’s well-earned reputation as a quarterback guru (and Houston Nutt’s reputation as the opposite) it certainly seems within the realm of possibility that Dick could have us all eating our words.

With Ryan Mallett’s long-shot bid to be eligible for the 2008 having been denied by the NCAA, Dick has a clear shot at retaining the starter’s job and should benefit from the coaching staff’s extra attention. Plus, when we last saw Casey on the field he was blowing up would-be tacklers and hitting clutch passes in OT against LSU, so that’s something to build on (editor’s note: the Cotton Bowl has officially been purged from our memories).

At any rate, there’s definitely a buzz building around Casey…here’s a quick look at what some people who know more than we do about these things are saying:

* Sports Illustrated’s Cory McCartney kindly notes that Casey “has been called the worst quarterback in college football”, but also notes that this perception could change quickly and has him listed as one of his “Spring Winners” in a recent column.

* In spring football roundup, USA Today says: “In his first spring under new coach Bobby Petrino, Dick didn’t look anything like the quarterback who struggled with consistency and confidence throughout the 2007 season. He benefited significantly from a new offensive approach and new quarterback drills.”

* What does Bobby Petrino think? First of all, he’s probably happy that Dick isn’t masterminding a dogfighting ring in his spare time. But besides that, he says “He grew tremendously in the spring. He had a good understanding of what we’re doing offensively, he has a lot better understanding of what defenses are doing, in coverages and blitzes. I thought he made great strides in the last scrimmage before the spring game. He needs to be disciplined with his footwork and his technique. When he does that, he can be an accurate passer. He can get the ball out on time.”

* Lastly, the best breakdown might be this Rivals.com article, which gives an excellent overview of the current situation and includes quotes from Dick, Petrino, London Crawford and Dick’s high school coach. Definitely worth a read.

So what does all this really mean? It’s only May, so at the moment, not much. But if nothing else, it seems like the QB situation is light years ahead of where it was at this point 12 months ago, and there’s certainly nothing wrong with that.

Wally Watch: Where we read Wally Hall so you don’t have to.

May 1, 2008: Kentucky Derby memories are forever vivid

Primary Theme: The Kentucky Derby sure is fun. But, things ain’t like they used to be.

Key Elements: A virtuosic combination of name-dropping and nostalgia that only the sports editor of the state’s largest newspaper could pull off.

The Odd Couple?: When Wally writes “A couple of years were spent crashing in Randy Moss’ room”, we know he’s not referring to THAT Randy Moss, but you have to admit it’s a pretty amazing image. In fact, we’d pay a substantial sum to be a fly on the wall watching the antics caused by those two rooming together.

Grammar Alert #1: “My financially favorite race was 1987.”

Names Dropped: Rex Nelson, Randy Moss, Kane Webb, Spider Webb (!), Jeff Krupsaw, Kim Brazzel, Angel Cordero, Ray Lincoln.

Aspiring Journalists, Take Note: In true Wally fashion, this super-brief paragraph appears out of the blue with no apparent connection to the words immediately before or after it: “Once I got a call from an old friend; he was there on his honeymoon. Now Jeff Krupsaw is the deputy sports editor at the Democrat-Gazette.” After reading it through several times, our only conclusion is that Mr. Krupsaw’s current career path owes a lot to that timely phone call.

Grammar Alert #2: “Wednesday, three couples, personal friends, left for the Derby.” (that’s a full paragraph, by the way)

Our Analysis: There’s probably a worthwhile point buried somewhere in there about how corporate influences have changed our most beloved sporting events, but of course Wally takes about six personal detours too many to make any of that really hit home.

However, as far as Wally columns go, this one is pretty innocuous. Although the random name-dropping (at this point, if you’re even a casual acquaintance of Wally and haven’t been referenced in his column, you’re probably doing something very wrong) gets a little old, he manages to stay away from the tendencies towards innuendo and preachiness for which he’s so beloved.

In the end, though, we were a little disappointed that he couldn’t fit at least one reference to a lavish meal (preferably Mexican food) he enjoyed during his Derby travels. And most of all, we’re finding ourselves wishing we lived in a world where Wally Hall was buddy-buddy with the football playing Randy Moss rather than the sportswriting version. One can dream…

What’s everyone’s favorite ex-Razorback coach up to these days over in Oxford? Well, according to this glowing profile in the Laurel (MS) Leader-Call, he’s certainly taking the locals by storm. Here’s the money quote:

If you meet Nutt, you will be impressed even if you are not a Rebel fan. He is an excellent people person who is a great communicator. His passion for what he does comes out very quickly. He has that look in his eye that draws you in. The look speaks outwardly that he cares about what he is selling. In this case, Ole Miss football was the sales pitch to these eager takers. When he spoke to the Rebels fans in attendance in a one-on-one meeting during the night, they all came away with these thoughts: Nutt is a genuine and a very likeable down-to-earth person with a special passion for what he does.

Also, it’s nice to see that he was able to stay true to his unique fashion sense by finding a goofy straw hat with the Ole Miss logo on it: