Wally Watch: Special 1997 Edition | Razorback Expats http://www.razorbackexpats.com/2007/12/03/wally-watch-special-1997-edition/ Calling the Hogs from parts way yonder. Calling the Hogs from parts way yonder. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:39:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 Wally Watch: Special 1997 Edition | Razorback Expats http://www.razorbackexpats.com/2007/12/03/wally-watch-special-1997-edition/#comment-2360 CJLR Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:07:32 +0000 http://www.razorbackexpats.com/2007/12/03/wally-watch-special-1997-edition/#comment-2360 I'm pretty certain "Wally Hall" is the pen name of a junior high kid in English class who continuously fails to write a satisfactory paper during "be a reporter" week. I guess one sentence paragraphs (which sometimes include sentences that aren't really sentences) of wholly irrelevant information will do that you. Also, I think Wally makes up half the uplifting stories he writes about. I mean, tell me this little tid-bit wasn't made up: On this morning, she was replenishing the chocolate chip cookie supply. Everything in their home was made from scratch with old family recipes. Proven family recipes. When the first pan of cookies came out and the aroma filled the house, Dickey said: "Mom, I've been vacuuming like a dog, and I think I need some refreshment." All it took was a smile and four teen-age boys were grabbing glasses and milk. Who the hell talks like this? I’m pretty certain “Wally Hall” is the pen name of a junior high kid in English class who continuously fails to write a satisfactory paper during “be a reporter” week. I guess one sentence paragraphs (which sometimes include sentences that aren’t really sentences) of wholly irrelevant information will do that you.

Also, I think Wally makes up half the uplifting stories he writes about. I mean, tell me this little tid-bit wasn’t made up:

On this morning, she was replenishing the chocolate chip cookie supply.
Everything in their home was made from scratch with old family recipes.
Proven family recipes.
When the first pan of cookies came out and the aroma filled the house, Dickey said: “Mom, I’ve been vacuuming like a dog, and I think I need some refreshment.”
All it took was a smile and four teen-age boys were grabbing glasses and milk.

Who the hell talks like this?

]]> Wally Watch: Special 1997 Edition | Razorback Expats http://www.razorbackexpats.com/2007/12/03/wally-watch-special-1997-edition/#comment-2354 Monday Trough « Hawg Blawg Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:13:08 +0000 http://www.razorbackexpats.com/2007/12/03/wally-watch-special-1997-edition/#comment-2354 [...] Recruiting for Ole Miss. Tracking those Razorback Planes. What Would Orville Write? Step inside a Wally Hall Time Machine (Destination 1997). Rob Keys doesn’t like Houston Nutt’s Presence. Final BCS Rankings [...] […] Recruiting for Ole Miss. Tracking those Razorback Planes. What Would Orville Write? Step inside a Wally Hall Time Machine (Destination 1997). Rob Keys doesn’t like Houston Nutt’s Presence. Final BCS Rankings […]

]]> Wally Watch: Special 1997 Edition | Razorback Expats http://www.razorbackexpats.com/2007/12/03/wally-watch-special-1997-edition/#comment-2353 pubb13 Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:04:52 +0000 http://www.razorbackexpats.com/2007/12/03/wally-watch-special-1997-edition/#comment-2353 Thanks Wally! Can't wait to hear how Orgeron just wasn't a good fit for the Ole Miss faithful but is the perfect guy to bring the Hogs to the National Level! Thanks Wally! Can’t wait to hear how Orgeron just wasn’t a good fit for the Ole Miss faithful but is the perfect guy to bring the Hogs to the National Level!

]]> Wally Watch: Special 1997 Edition | Razorback Expats http://www.razorbackexpats.com/2007/12/03/wally-watch-special-1997-edition/#comment-2352 The Hog Blogger Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:43:39 +0000 http://www.razorbackexpats.com/2007/12/03/wally-watch-special-1997-edition/#comment-2352 Hands down, this is my favorite Razorback Expats post of all-time. Classic stuff, guys. Hands down, this is my favorite Razorback Expats post of all-time.

Classic stuff, guys.

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