Prediction Time

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Here at RazorbackExpats, our vast legion of assistants has spent virtually every second of the last few weeks pouring over game films, crunching numbers and sneaking into practices all across the Southeastern Conference - all in the service of helping us compile our predictions for the Razorbacks’ 2007 season. Let’s take a moment to thank them for their amphetamine- and Red Bull-fueled efforts. Now, on with the prognostications.

We know we’re taking a risk here, but we’re going to assume that the Hogs will win their four non-conference games. We’re also pretty confident that Arkansas will win both of its contests against the SEC’s Mississippi schools.

The first conference game of the year — on the road against Alabama — scares us. It will be nice guy Nick Saban’s home SEC debut, and the Crimson Tide players and their fans are sure to be insanely jacked up. Still, we’re cautiously predicting that D-Mac and the fellas will bring home a victory. We’re also picking the Hogs in their Fayetteville tussles with Kentucky and South Carolina.

However, the Auburn, Tennessee and LSU games strike us as losses. That puts the regular season record at 9-3 and keeps us out of the SEC championship game in Atlanta.

As for what bowl game that puts us in, we haven’t the foggiest idea. If we’ve learned anything over the years, though, it’s this: Arkansas will lose its bowl game, likely in rather embarrassing fashion. It just wouldn’t feel like the holidays otherwise.

So, there you go: 9-4. Thoughts?

Filed under: Football — RazorbackExpats at 5:02 pm on Thursday, August 30, 2007

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Comment by CharlieHog

August 31, 2007 @ 5:48 am

14-0 National Champs :-)

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Comment by Arkbear (Hawg Blawgger)

August 31, 2007 @ 11:50 am

I’ll release my predicion a little later tonight on the hawg blawg. I just wanted to say congrats on the deal with the Arkansas Times. They’re a great paper and run a great website.

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Comment by Stephen

August 31, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

Thanks, Arkbear. We’re excited about it. FYI, we’ll be posting more content over here than at the Times. Looking forward to seeing your predictions. Thanks for stopping by.

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Comment by urodoc

August 31, 2007 @ 4:26 pm

Great to see you last weekend. I love the site. The language, tone, etc…is a hogs breath of fresh air. I will pass it on to many others friend who share a similar excitement for the new year. I also need to decompress daily after reading Wally Hall.

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